“Adventure is just bad planning.” (Roald Amundsen, leader of the first expedition to reach the South Pole)

Happy New Year! My 2018 is rubbish so far but I’m hopeful of improvement – I’ve caught the horrible virus everyone is down with at the moment. According to fellow sufferer Rev. Richard Coles on twitter, it’s God’s way of telling you to watch a boxset.  My virus-addled brain can’t focus on the plot of a single episode of something at the moment, never mind a whole boxset (so this post may be even less coherent than usual). I’m fed up and bored and so I thought I’d look at people pushing themselves to physical extremes when I can’t even get off my sofa at the moment without a 5-point plan.  It will also be another stop on my Around the World in 80 Books Reading challenge, hosted by Hard Book Habit. Off to Antarctica!

Firstly, The Birthday Boys by Beryl Bainbridge (1991) which tells the story of Scott’s disastrous attempt to reach the South Pole. Five sections are narrated by different members of the party with Scott in the middle. It’s an effective approach, building a picture of the different personalities involved and the disintegration of their hopes.

Petty Officer Evans begins the tale, full of military loyalty to their leader.

“Being down a crevasse together is no excuse for stepping out of line. All I know is I’d die with the man, and for him, God help me, if the necessity arose.”

However, through Dr Wilson, Bainbridge articulates the changes taking place in society at the time of the expedition, just into the second decade of the twentieth century.

“All the things we were taught to believe in, love of country, of Empire, of devotion to duty, are being held up to ridicule. The validity of the class system, the motives of respectable, educated men are now as much under scrutiny of the magnifying glass as the parasites feeding off the Scottish grouse.”

The men are clinging onto ideas in the face of unstoppable forces, both societally at home, and environmentally in the Antarctic. They are doomed to failure.

Scott takes up the middle portion of the book and Bainbridge brilliantly captures all his contradictions. He is arrogant yet doubtful, single-minded yet insightful.

“justifying my actions would have been simply no good for morale. Like it or not, and God knows, half the time I don’t, someone has to take the decisions – along with the consequences.”

His motivations are mixed. He claims it as a scientific expedition for Empire, yet is furious when he is beaten to the Pole.

“I came to sanity under Bill’s tuition. He wisely said I must continue as if nothing happened, as if Amundsen didn’t exist. It was unthinkable that our scientific projects should be sacrificed in a vulgar scramble to reach the Pole.”

Yet Bainbridge never allows us to despise his hubris. To do so would mean we lose our empathy with the men who he led to their deaths, and the novel would lose its enormous emotional power. As Lieutenant Bowers observes:

“I think I know what ails the Owner. He’s absolutely sound as regards what’s right, but he lacks conviction. He simply isn’t stupid enough to be convinced his is the only way. In the circumstances, it’s a dangerous trait.”

That’s not say that by the time we get to sceptical, reticent Oates, I wasn’t pleased to hear someone expressing their anger and frustration at their leader.

“I’ve never known such a man for making mistakes and shifting the blame onto others.”

However, as the nearness of death, their body parts rotting, the tedium of days desperately clinging to life in an inhospitable landscape starts to send them all insane with desperation, even Oates admits:

“Truth to tell, I think he was the only one among us capable of making any decisions.”

Bainbridge is a wonderful writer and even though we know what happened, she still manages to create tension and drama from the men’s horrific situation. She is also able to capture the landscape as beautifully and evocatively as she does the men’s psychology.

“Those who envisage this place as nothing more than a godforsaken plateau of ice and snow are mistaken. For one there are outcrops of jet-black rock about which the wind blows so fiercely the snow can never settle; and for another, the ice, being subject to reflections of sun and sea, is never purely white but tinged with rose and cobalt-blue and every shade of violet, the whole set against skies, days or night, that run through all the colours of the spectrum.”

The Birthday Boys is a short novel (181 pages) but none the less for it. It is Bainbridge at the height of her powers and as such, it is immense.

Secondly, a quick foray into Antarctica by Claire Keegan (1999) because I’ve got quite carried away with Beryl. This is Keegan’s first collection of short stories and it’s remarkably assured with a strong narrative voice. I actually found the titular story the weakest, but I suspect maybe it’s dated a wee bit. My favourite stories in the collection were those set in rural Ireland. The Ginger Rogers Sermon was devastating. The narrator is a young girl on the cusp of adulthood, living on her parents farm in a place where there’s not much to do.

Don’t ask me why we called him Slapper Jim. My mother stamped his image in my head, and I was at an age when pictures of a man precede the man himself. The posters verify: Thin Lizzie with a V of chest exposed, Pat Spillane’s legs racing across my bedroom wall…I was the girl with the sweet tooth and a taste for men.”

The taste for men is problematic when you have feelings and knowledge, but not a great deal of understanding. Adulthood is approaching rapidly but childhood also lingers:

“Now that I am thirteen I am sectioned off from men. It happens in school too, in gym class. I play basketball and jump over hurdles and come back all red-faced and sweaty and talk non-stop in class. Nobody sits beside me because I smell like an afterbirth. I wear the pads and Lily of the Valley and go dancing down the pub. Slapper Jim is always there with the bantam. I waltz around in the cigarette smoke with old men my father knows.”

This is the tone of The Ginger Rogers Sermon exactly: matter-of-fact, unsentimental, funny and sad. A tragedy occurs, arising from disturbing circumstances, yet the ending contains some hope. As in many of Keegan’s stories, things are unresolved and the story is stronger for it.

Keegan has spent time in the States and some of her stories are set there. The final one, Passport Soup, is one of these, a sad tale of the parents of a missing child. Keegan is brilliant at capturing deep feeling without melodrama, in beautiful but sparse prose:

“Frank Corso has lost his appetite. He pushes his plate aside and gets up and puts the milk carton with his daughter’s photograph back in the refrigerator and goes to bed. The sheets are cold. He hears a wedge of snow fall from the eaves of the roof onto the drift beneath the window. Snow falling, compounding cold. Daylight bleaches the walls before he finally sleeps.”

This is a powerful collection of stories, and if you’re not keen on short stories but want to give them a go, it’s a good place to start. Keegan absolutely understands the form, she doesn’t waste a word. Unfortunately, she seems to publish rarely: her second collection came 8 years later, followed after another 3 years by a stand-alone ‘long short story’. That’s not a criticism though – quality like this is worth waiting for.

To end, a tasteful video for once (clearly I really am ill), narrated by the insurpassable Sir David & full of arresting images (normal cheesy service will resume next week):

30 thoughts on ““Adventure is just bad planning.” (Roald Amundsen, leader of the first expedition to reach the South Pole)

  1. The thing about watching a box set is that when you can least afford the time you find yourself thinking, “Well, I’ll just watch one more episode and then I’ll go to bed…”. And then you’re three seasons in…

    I like your Antarctica picks (I think it was my first stop in this challenge, with a memoir by a women who was a cook at one of the research stations) – but you’ve exposed another major gap in my reading history… haven’t read any Bainbridge.

    Hope you’re feeling better.

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  2. Bainbridge in combination with the South Pole – what better partnership could there be??…..except, (sobs) that penguin video. JUST as I was about to settle down with Bainbridge and the South Pole…….helped down with one of my Christmas presents…a box of Hotel Chocolat’s dark chocolate and chilli penguins……..how could I possibly, possibly even think of biting off the head of a little penguin, knowing what the cold might do to it…David said they only had minutes to survive…I think I better put the whole box in the oven to keep them warm……………

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    • The Bainbridge sounds wonderful – must try to read more of her stuff. I love the idea of dumping the kids with Dad and going off to the seaside for a couple of months to get fat! I reckon I’d be a brilliant penguin…

      Hope you feel better soon – be grateful LF is in a generous mood today. I’m sure her remedy for one of my ailments involved soaking onions in garlic-infused vinegar or something. She must have mellowed…

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      • I think you’d like more Bainbridge FF, she writes wonderfully but also gets on with telling the story. And she’s succint about it too!

        Female penguins have definitely got this parenting lark sorted 😀

        I’m definitely sticking to my personal prescription of a hot toddy from Lady F – much more up my street than garlic pickled onions (although those don’t sound too bad, but maybe a bit anti-social….)

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  3. I love those penguins – they are amazing!

    I’ve got The Birthday Boys on my Goodreads list but had forgotten all about it. Thanks for reminding me… I love stories about polar exploration, and that one is fresh in my mind right now because of “Minds of Winter” by Ed O’Loughlin. I’d love to read about it in more detail!

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    • They’re stunning, aren’t they? Lovely animals.

      I think you’d like The Birthday Boys especially if you have an interest in polar exploration – the writing is very evocative. It’s a very compelling subject, I’d like to read more on it too 🙂

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  4. Sorry you’re ill Madame Bibi. I think I had a similar thing before Christmas and it was vile. But what could be a better way to start the New year than with emperor penguins. Unless it’s an 80s video of course! I love Birthday Boys. From a technical point of view writing a book with 5 different male first person voices and making them distinct from each other and not overwhelming them with historical detail is not something I would undertake. The fear as a writer would be that you don’t make them sufficiently distinct from each other. But she manages to do that brilliantly. She’s a fantastic writer. Hope you’re feeling better soon.

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    • Glad you’re recovered now Victoria. I can’t wait for it to shift, I’m so fed up with feeling rubbish!

      You’re right, it is astonsihing what Bainbridge achieves. The different personalities really come through. She writes with such insight and skill.

      80s videos will resume next week 😀

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  5. Thank you on so many counts: Firstly I have the dreaded virus and like you couldn’t possible concentrate on anything for more than about five minutes – for two days reading was out of the question as I felt so dizzy but happily I’ve now moved back to the coughing stage 😉
    Secondly: I was wondering which Beryl Bainbridge book to look for next and I think you’ve decided for me – The Birthday Boys sounds far more to my liking than Winter Garden which I read last, and didn’t really ‘get’
    Lastly: I have finally got to grips with short stories and Antarctica sounds great – I love the excerpts you’ve chosen, that final one says so much with so few words, just the way I like my writing.
    I do hope you feel better soon.

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    • You have my sympathy Cleo – it’s awful isn’t it? So many people seem to have it & it seems to linger. I’m glad you’re on the mend & I hope you feel fully recovered soon!

      I’ve not read The Winter Garden, I’ve a few Bainbridge’s buried in the TBR but I don’t think that’s one. I hope you enjoy The Birthday Boys, I look forward to hearing your thoughts 🙂

      Keegan is a great short story writer and she says so much without hammering things home – I hope you enjoy her stories.

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  6. I want The Birthday Boys! I love anything to do with exploration and stoic suffering in the face of awful terrain and weather. However,I’m also far too poor to buy myself books this month, so have been checking out the library catalogue and they have it! Seems it was a library book club choice at some point so there’s lots, hurrah!
    Happy new year, hope the lurgy leaves you soon. My daughter also had the plague over Christmas, somehow I escaped, and found myself eating all the food she couldn’t, cos, ya know, wrong to waste food 😉

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    • I’m on a book buying ban for the year, so I feel your pain! I have several requests placed with the library that I’m waiting on. I really hope you enjoy The Birthday Boys, it’s brilliantly written.

      I think I might finally be on the mend from lurgy, thank goodness, I hope your daughter is too. You can only be commended for your selfless consumption of Christmas food – well done!

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  7. I hope that by now, you are starting to feel better! The Birthday Boys is exactly the recommendation I was looking for (without knowing it). I finished Endurance right before Christmas and have been just a little obsessed with Arctic and Antarctic expeditions since. Other people’s expeditions, that is… 🙂

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    • Thanks TJ, today I feel I’ve turned a corner – finally! I can stop feeling so sorry for myself 😉

      I really hope you enjoy The Birthday Boys, I’m glad I timed this post well! Other people’s expeditions are fascinating. It’s the extremes of landscape and extremes of endurance I think. But I have no desire to do anything remotely similar myself – armchair exploring is definitely the limit for me 🙂

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